Made in a period of time lasting under 24 hours for the 2011 TIGForums Advent Calendar
Taken from in-game:
The Evil Reverend Doctor Saint Wolverine Clauwse Esquire has kidnapped BillyJimJohnBob’s fiance! It’s up to BillyJimJohnBob to vanquish Reverend Doctor Saint Wolverine Clauwse Esquire and his Beaver Hordes to save his fiance before Christmas!
Use the Arrow keys to move.
Use Space, Z, X, and C to shoot.